♬♪ There’s a grief that can’t be spoken,
There’s a pain goes on and on.
Empty shelves at every Costco,
Every toilet paper’s gone.
Here they talked of toilet tissue,
Here they said the shipment came,
Here they said they’d have more tissue, but it’s gone now all the same.
From the grocery on the corner,
To the Walmart down the block,
We have searched through every aisle
And yet we still search now
With every shopping cart returned
Defeat has but consumed us.
In this lonely parking lot, again.
Oh my friends, my friends forgive me
If I ask for TP loans,
There’s a shame that can’t be spoken,
And there’s a pain goes on and on.
Tissue dust upon the window,
Tissue shreds upon the floor,
Empty shelves at every Costco, where’s the toilet paper gone?
Oh my friends, my friends don’t ask me
If I have tissue to spare
Empty shelves at every Costco
Toilet paper is no more.